ANY EXAMPLES OF FLUENCY (OR LACK THEREOF) ARE MY LEVELS AND ARE NOT TYPICAL. THERE IS NO ASSURANCE YOU’LL DO AS WELL (OR AS BADLY) AND YOU VERY WELL COULD END UP BABBLING IN TONGUES (AND NOT SPANISH) AND STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF PHRASES – ENTIENDE? IF YOU RELY UPON THIS ADVICE, YOU MUST ACCEPT THE RISK OF NOT DOING AS WELL.
WHERE SPECIFIC FLUENCY, COMPREHENSION AND CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS ARE USED, AND ATTRIBUTED TO AN INDIVIDUAL OR INDIVIDUALS, THOSE PERSONS OR INDIVIDUALS HAVE SPOKEN AT THAT LEVEL OF FLUENCY. THERE IS NO ASSURANCE YOU’LL DO AS WELL. IF YOU RELY UPON JUST OUR RECOMMENDATIONS; YOU MUST ACCEPT THE RISK OF NOT DOING AS WELL.
ANY AND ALL CLAIMS OR REPRESENTATIONS, AS TO FLUENCY LEVELS ON THIS WEB SITE, ARE NOT TO BE CONSIDERED AS AVERAGE CONVERSATION.
THERE CAN BE NO ASSURANCE THAT ANY PRIOR SUCCESSES, OR PAST RESULTS, AS TO FLUENCY LEVELS, CAN BE USED AS AN INDICATION OF YOUR FUTURE SUCCESS OR RESULTS. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN RECITE ALL OF SPEEDY GONZALES’S CATCH PHRASES IS NOT A BASIS FOR CONSIDERING YOURSELF FLUENT IN SPANISH.
COMPREHENSION AND CONVERSATIONAL RESULTS ARE BASED ON MANY FACTORS. WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING HOW WELL YOU WILL DO, AS WE DO NOT KNOW YOU, YOUR BACKGROUND, YOUR WORK ETHIC, OR YOUR LANGUAGE SKILLS OR PRACTICES. THEREFORE WE DO NOT GUARANTEE OR IMPLY THAT YOU WILL MAKE NEW SPANISH FRIENDS OR EVEN BE ABLE TO ORDER A COFFEE (WITH MILK) IN A CAFE, THAT YOU WILL DO AS WELL, OR MAKE ANY CONVERSATION AT ALL. THERE IS NO ASSURANCE YOU’LL DO AS WELL. IF YOU RELY UPON OUR ADVICE; YOU MUST ACCEPT THE RISK OF NOT DOING AS WELL.
SPEAKING TO STRANGERS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE WILL HAVE UNKNOWN RISKS INVOLVED, AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE. MAKING DECISIONS BASED ON ANY INFORMATION PRESENTED IN OUR PRODUCTS, SERVICES, OR WEB SITE, SHOULD BE DONE ONLY WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU COULD EXPERIENCE SIGNIFICANT EMBARRASSMENT, ORDER SPARKLING AGUA INSTEAD OF STILL AND MAYBE EVEN (UNWITTINGLY) CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.
ALL PRODUCTS AND SERVICES BY OUR COMPANY ARE FOR EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. USE CAUTION AND SEEK THE ADVICE OF QUALIFIED LINGUISTS (THE MORE CUNNING THE BETTER). CHECK WITH YOUR NEIGHBOUR, THE GUY IN THE BAR WHO’S READ ABOUT MEXICO AND YOUR 4TH GRADE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, BEFORE ACTING ON THIS OR ANY INFORMATION.
USERS OF OUR PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND WEB SITE ARE ADVISED TO DO THEIR OWN DUE DILIGENCE WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING LINGUISTIC DECISIONS AND ALL INFORMATION, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES THAT HAVE BEEN PROVIDED SHOULD BE INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIED BY ANY OLDER MATRIARCHAL FIGURE FROM YOUR FAMILY OR PERHAPS AN OLDER LADY FROM THAT NICE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE JUST DOWN THE STREET WHO UNTIL NOW YOU’VE IGNORED. OUR INFORMATION, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES ON THIS WEB SITE SHOULD BE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED AND EVALUATED, BEFORE REACHING A CONVERSATIONAL DECISION, ON WHETHER TO RELY ON THEM.
YOU AGREE THAT OUR COMPANY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESS OR FAILURE OF YOUR SPANISH LINGUISTIC EFFORTS RELATING TO ANY INFORMATION PRESENTED BY OUR COMPANY, OR OUR COMPANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.
YOU ALSO AGREE NOT TO TAKE YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY, MAKE IT OK TO STEP ON THE CRACKS IN THE PAVEMENT AND GIVE PAPER MONEY TO THE POOR HOMELESS GUY NEXT TIME YOU WANDER PAST HIS TIN.
